Стебная песенка про Эдварда Каллена и золотые контактные линзы.
(отрывок)Only one man can protect me from harm.
Plus a hundred years of investment made him richer than God.
For a century he saved his virginity for me.
And I know all about that girl you scored within 2003.
He's the only man that I can't resist.
And you can't convince me he does not exist.
-Слова целиком-The hidden moon is rising over
Forks Washington.
And suddenly you shied away from my body's warmth.
My muscles are hard as I can make 'em,
But that's not enough for you.
You want me to be cold and hard
Like a moving marble statue.
The only thing that you think you need.
Is the one thing that I can never be.
You don't love me 'cause I'm not
Edward Cullen
I can wear sparkly makeup and act all brave and sullen.
But you can't help but realize,
These are golden contacts in my eyes.
So you think you can't be the one and only girl for me.
(Katherine)
Only one man can protect me from harm.
Plus a hundred years of investment made him richer than God.
For a century he saved his virginity for me.
And I know all about that girl you scored within 2003.
He's the only man that I can't resist.
And you can't convince me he does not exist.
I can't love you 'cause you're not
Edward Cullen
You can wear sparkly makeup and act all brave and sullen.
But I can't help but realize those are golden contacts in your eyes.
So you can never be the one and only boy for me.
(Hank)
It's so superficial that you love his fancy cars.
(Katherine)
But Edward Cullen also never ever has to fart.
(Hank)
I hope someday his child will rip it's way outta your womb.
(Katherine)
Give up now and we can still be friends,
I'll never fall in love with you.
The only thing that you think you (I really) need
Is the only thing that I (you) can never be.
You (I) don't (can't) love me (you) 'cause I'm (you're) not
Edward Cullen
I (you) can wear sparkly makeup and act all brave and sullen.
But you (I) can't help but realize these (those) are golden contacts in my (your) eyes.
So you think you can't (you can never) be the one and only girl (boy) for me.
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